Disclaimer: This post is in no way related to the Star Trek film of the same name
I’m really bored and this flight is like 12 hours long. So rather than writing a blog post about a rather mundane flight I thought instead I’d catalogue all the hilarious ways Terry has been drifting in and out of consciousness whilst we’ve been travelling.
0920 – On the Narita Express
Terry falls asleep sitting in the vestabule of the train. He starts to lol in his sleep and every time he starts to slip down he jolts up and slaps himself in the face with the back of his hand.
1030 – Starbucks in Narita Airport
I come back from the Western and Terry is nodding like the Churchill dog on his stool. Oh yes!
1105 – Ten Minutes Until Take-Off
Terry falls asleep and headbutts my shoulder hard enough to wake himself up, immediately passes out again and is woken by my laughing.
1300 – Lunch is Being Served
I wake Terry to ask him if he wants lunch, he says yes but passes out between saying yes and actually ordering anything.
1430 – Terry is Completely Sparko
Terry doesn’t actually wake up but I look over to see him mouthing like a fish. He then mumbles something and goes back to sleep.
1505 – Terry Takes The Trolley
Terry’s head lols out into the aisle as the trolley is coming, the Stewardess drives it into the back of head. He wakes and immediately sinks back into his sleep.
Jack
(Chronicler of Misfortune)
